Your thoughts are very important, you could change the world some day! Don't let a mild breeze blow away your dreams.

You've gotta spend money to make money, so stop thinking and start buying an embroidered beanie so you can insulate your ideas and come up with your own brilliant business concepts!

Then, come back here and spend all your profits on MORE beanies, and then have MORE successful business ideas, and eventually you'll make it to the cover of Forbes. They'll ask you to take off the beanie because it's not professional, and you can look those magazine editors in the face and laugh because their medium is dead, and you have over dozen revenue streams in a variety of industries such as exotic fish husbandry and a successful ASMR youtube channel.

You may even feel compelled to share one of your extra beanies with the magazine bozos, but RESIST! For they are YOUR precious treasures, and if they want one they can come here and order their own. You need the 50-60 identical beanies as each one is a reminder of how far you've come since the early days when you first started reading this product description all those years ago.

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• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
• Breathable cotton blend
• Form-fitting shape
• One size fits most

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!