USE CODE “YALL5” for $5 TICKETS

UPDATE: Your patience and dedication have paid off, tickets are now available! YEE HAW Y’ALL

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As of writing this description, tickets are not yet on sale - but if our intuition is correct, you are a ride or die super fan, and you’ve already forged your own ticket with construction paper and elmers glue, because hours before I wrote this very sentence, your MELLOW SENSES started twitching and you knew deep in the core of your being that arts and crafts will dismantle the machine.

We cannot officially support any counterfeit tickets. Although we admire your dedication, we’re all trapped in the hamster wheel of late-stage capitalism and must dance in step, else we all find our heads lopped off at the stem. As soon as tickets are available, you will be the first to know, but only if you keep this tab open. IT IS YOUR DESTINY!